It’s very strange — this is the church across the street from us. They seem so mild-mannered as we watch all 18 of them go in for their Wednesday night testimony. But I guess they are not!
Such a relief to know that they are neither hypnotizing nor mesmerizing that necromancy (be it modern or be it ancient). Oh wait, on second reading, I see that necromancy can jolly well hypnotize and mesmerize itself. Now what? Love that, we don’t get those church signs in Alabama.
Reader's Guide to . . . 
That would be ancient AND modern necromancy denouced. Nothing left to chance.
Wow. I would love to hear that one!
You don’t want to mess around.
Ha! Just say no to necromancy. I’ve preached that for years.
Although really, I’m not sure I’m liking the company I keep…
I’m thinking of printing this out and putting it in the suggestion box at church.
It’s very strange — this is the church across the street from us. They seem so mild-mannered as we watch all 18 of them go in for their Wednesday night testimony. But I guess they are not!
Joanna’s comment made me laugh out loud.
I like that the sign attempts to clarify what necromancy is with “alias mesmerism and hypnotism”.
Such a relief to know that they are neither hypnotizing nor mesmerizing that necromancy (be it modern or be it ancient). Oh wait, on second reading, I see that necromancy can jolly well hypnotize and mesmerize itself. Now what? Love that, we don’t get those church signs in Alabama.